Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital
after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for
depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the
The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history
of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making
"vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with
anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.
At this moment I'm reminded, somehow, of The Drowsy Chaperone. Meanwhile, I love the name Sumo for a poodle. Was Godzilla taken?