Thursday, January 22, 2009

somewhere Don Rumsfeld is cackling gleefully

Actual Fox News headline:

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital
after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for
depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the
ex-president's wife.

The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history
of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making
"vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with
anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.

At this moment I'm reminded, somehow, of The Drowsy Chaperone. Meanwhile, I love the name Sumo for a poodle. Was Godzilla taken?

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