Everyone has issues with anger management, but few people have such spectacular issues as Milton Bradley.
p.s. Milton Bradley's existence plays into my girlfriend's theory that pro baseball is a land of impossible names, either hilariously unlikely like Bradley's, or full of bizarre spelling, like how the Red Sox had a manager named Jimy Williams and three guys with the name "Miller" except each one spelled it differently. ON THE ROSTER AT THE SAME TIME. Also, Andruw Jones.