I feel the jaws of evolution closing on my throat

A Japanse restaurant has hired monkey waiters. Remember that Dilbert where Zimbu the monkey uses his tail to move the mouse, thus allowing him to work faster than the other engineers? I'm just saying... if Charlton Heston arrives in a few hundred years and screams, "You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you all to hell!!!"... we'll know where the apes got their start.