Blago's Going Nowhere

Illinois Governor Rod Blagoyevich just held a press conference in which he announced that he will fight us all to the ends of the earth.

Blago:

"I'm not going anywhere, and I'll fight... fight... fight..." [looks at notes] "... until my last breath."

CNN:

"These are the most serious comments from the Governor since he was arrested."

Blago continues:

"I won't walk away from a job the people of Illinois hired me to do."

Did I mention I'm from Illinois? And that 95% of us think the Governor should resign?